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Five Below, Inc. is an American chain of specialty discount stores that prices most of its products at $5 or less, plus a smaller assortment of products priced up to $25. Founded in 2002 by Tom Vellios and David Schlessinger and headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the chain is aimed at tweens and teens. There are over 1,800 stores located across the United States.
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Auplopus dilga is a species of spider wasp within the genus Auplopus. It was described by Howard Ensign Evans.
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