{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How come the stadium got hot after the game?","punchline":"Because all of the fans left.","id":115}
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{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
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