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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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Guadalupe is a civil parish in the municipality of Santa Cruz da Graciosa, on the island of Graciosa in the Portuguese archipelago of the Azores. The population in 2011 was 1,096, occupying an area of 20.62 square kilometres (7.96 sq mi).
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\"Hamein Aazma\" is a rock-influenced song single by the Pakistani rock band Entity Paradigm from their debut album, Irtiqa. The single was released in 2003, and is the first single from the band's debut album. The song is written by band member, Ahmed Ali Butt.
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